are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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