If i come over, it means nothing
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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