I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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