Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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