he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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