Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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