I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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