UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
