ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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