I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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