What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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