Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize