Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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