party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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