batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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