I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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