Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
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