Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Boobs speak an international language.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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