can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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