No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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