We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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