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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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