It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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