is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You've changed since you got that strap on
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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