I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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