I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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