Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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