i permit you to call me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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