So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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