D3 body, D1 cock
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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