our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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