I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
