what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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