I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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