Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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