i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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