I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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