Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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