covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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