There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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