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(303): View more from Colorado

Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Its only 8 and she is already passed out

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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(309): View more from Illinois

I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country

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(818): View more from California

The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with

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(616): View more from Michigan

The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.

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(904): View more from Florida

We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.

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