Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
id be glad to
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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