considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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