I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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