if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize