Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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