The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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