And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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