no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I party with great urgency now.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize