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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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