just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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