at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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