used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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