Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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