why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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