Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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