what day is it and did you see me today?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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