You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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