Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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