Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
he thought i was a dude.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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